Monday, December 24, 2007

I got nothin










So hey everybody. No 12 days, sure, but better than a brick of coal! the trip to the mountains was pretty nice. 1.5-2 ft. of snow, good sledding, good snow-shoe action, frozen ponds. snow forts. decent time all around.

this man above is vince guaraldi, the genius behind the music for the charlie brown specials. (ok, so i'm on a charlie brown kick this season). the first email today features "christmas time is here," probably one of the more melancholy christmas songs ever. there's a version with lyrics, but i prefer the more lengthy instrumental. it feels like an angelo badalamenti track. (sanders, you should edit together an agent cooper montage with this).

one of the things i loved about arrested development was the use of certain song clips for recurring comic motifs. there was the flute snippet that would play every time buster's "uncle" implied he was really his father. then there was "christmas time is here" when someone got depressed (Gob getting ditched by Michael when going to the family cabin). for certain situations and individuals i have little looping soundtracks that go off whenever they're around:



the Bishop of one of our last wards, Alex Judkins, would set off "come on, alex! you can do it! come on alex, there's nothing to it!" (neighborhood #2, arcade fire).






  • Eva, one of the support staff in my clinic triggers 'bunny aint no kind of rider' by of montreal.
  • one of the third year residents, Caroline- 'caroline, no' (pet sounds- beach boys). and on and on.
not everybody is fortunate to have their own soundtrack with me yet. give it time, though. you'll come around. (i'm also open to suggestions).

the bonus track is 'linus and lucy' and isn't really christmas-ey, but essential Peanuts.

ok, so i'm probably gonna hit you again tomorrow. and maybe boxing day since i dangled that one way back. it's a sunny day in seattle. not a cloud in the sky. drink up your eggnog!





Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Mr. Freakin Fireplug

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS TO YOUR KIDS (SEAN, I'M TALKING TO YOU)



You'll never be in Santa's gang, never be in Santa's gang!!!

so very wrong, yet so so so very very funny...

today's track: rudolph the red nose reindeer: by the temptations. hands-down the best rendition. HEY RUDOLPH!!!!!

GRINCH-EY



sean!! i didn't know you'd been stockpiling the stash! that's great! i'll have to email that link out periodically, or on request- we'll see. but definitely cool. i'd love to just do everything all combined in one site... with a login/password maybe. someday.

ok, so wednesday i'm headed for the snow for a couple days. i'm still planning out that down time.... what will it be????

and btw, tomorrow (today?) is leslie's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! (call her, she'll love it)

Sunday, December 16, 2007

awkwardly silent night



last year in December i was on a 2 week externship at the VA hospital and one of the general practice residents there was talking about how cool it is to be jewish on the 25th. i kind of chuckled along with him and his tales of wandering charlton-hestonesque-in-omega-man-empty movie theaters and no dinner-reservations-necessary until i was able to bring up this great little faux-motown short by robert smigel for SNL. he sat there and listened as i described it, mentioning some of the exact things he'd just joked about

......awkward silence....


(but not one of those 'i guess you had to be there' kind of silences).....

"huh, don't think i've seen that one..."

....change of subject.....

sometimes you just need to keep on chuckling. ho ho ho!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

It's beginning to look a lot like 2008




man, that was wierd. i just love the expression of discomfort on Bing's face! (I'm firing my agent!!) ok, so it's been since thanksgiving... no good excuses, though i'll admit to a little lack in enthusiasm for posting. is there anybody out there listening....listening...listening...listening.....

last year i did a 12-days of christmas, and this is similar, but i'm not promising a full 12. (maybe 10 and a half). y
eah, and you might get boxing day instead of chrismtas. we're going to be up in the mountains for a couple days next week with no internet (unless i hike down to a wi-fi hotspot....hey!)


no christmas mix tape is complete without a helping of Bing Crosby from his "White Christmas" album. so merry christmas, everybody. mele kalikimaka, pau āpau.